Did you ever get an unwanted fruitcake as a gift and dislike it?
Do you need an exterminator who will help get that "varmint" fruitcake out of your house?
Well, help is only a check, click and a delivery away!
At fruitcake re-cyclers, we may be able to help you find your fruitcake a grave site; and put it to rest and get it out of your way forever!
If needed and if you wish, we will; cremate, bury, eat your fruitcake or give it away!
We can also supply a casket for it's burial or if you want it cremated, you may customize the cremation fuel!
We have volunteers who would welcome your un-adultered fruitcake into their homes and treat it as their own!
Some people are hungry for the love of fruitcake? We have concerned persons that will consume your fruitcake and carry those extra pounds around forever!
Loving fruitcakes is our mission and service.
Know that we will respect your fruitcake and provide the final eulogy at it's demise or final resting ceremony.
We Stop the cycle of passing on the fruitcakes that are no longer loved, plain, tasteless and unwanted!
We may/will send you a "Certificate of Repose or Adoption, and or Re-cycling."
Other services are available too!
On this site we will have transcripts and downloads that are available on many subjects. These thought provoking pages may help you pass the time and help you think of other things, rather than the thought of the incident with your FruitCake!
